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☆ Wall Street Journal Bestseller
☆ New York Times Bestselling Author

Welcome!

I’m Victoria Twead, the silly old fool who wrote Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools.

Thanks for popping in! I hope you’ll find your way around easily without tripping over chickens.

Click on any of my books, or series, to find out more (have I really written that many?) and there’s a Your Questions section.

All my books appear on Amazon, good bookstores, and in local libraries, or order deeply discounted paperbacks from my own bookstore, Books.by/Victoria-Twead.

Help yourself to Free Stuff and I hope you enjoy your visit. If you’d like to find out how Lola and I are coping, without Joe, day by day, do join me on Facebook.

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Breaking News

For readers who enjoy something darker, two books in my new Dead of Night series of serial-killer thrillers are available now, with a third coming in June next year.

I must confess, I’m thoroughly enjoying committing all kinds of terrible crimes and scattering clues along the way. As a reviewer said, “This lady is too nice to write a good killer thriller. Isn’t she? No, she’s not! Cackle! She’s already written two belters! Can’t wait for the next!”

I’m also busy working on Two Old Fools Find Their Tribe, the next adventure in the Old Fools series – so watch this space!

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“a colourful glimpse of Andalucían life. And a psychopathic chicken or two…charming…funny”

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“laugh-out-loud funny…especially the Spanish women heckling over eggs from the English… hilarious… engaging… the interspersion of recipes is charming”